I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Swine flu is the new snow day.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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