weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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