so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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