some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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