I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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