I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
high people should be assigned attendants
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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