so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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