I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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