super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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