DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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