haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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