I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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