seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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