Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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