: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
