If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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