Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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