I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize