grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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