I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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