It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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