these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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