So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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