i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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