I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
