Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
