Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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