u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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