So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
