can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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