I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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