It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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