I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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