Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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