Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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