1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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