Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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