I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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