I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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