bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Randomize
