He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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