I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so let's talk penis.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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