walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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