I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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