You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How external is "for external use only"?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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