I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
should my penis look like a turkey
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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