He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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