I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just high enough for therapy.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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