sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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