: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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