she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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