it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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