Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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