why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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