I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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